Full Circle, Grandma Story, Beautiful Penis
A few month ago I had my law school graduation. As I was walking, I noticed that my grandma and uncle were both snapping photos of me — my uncle with his professional camera and my grandma with her dinky Motorola phone. I thought this was really funny, and I made fun of my grandma a little about it. You can call me a jerk, but sometimes, I like to make fun of old people.
Today, it was my cousins bris. I had a front row seat. Right behind me were a professional cameraman and a videographer. I’m happy to say, despite the fact that they were there, I was busy snapping away — taking pictures with my blackberry. It’s funny how things can come full circle.
At the end of the cutting, I turned back to the crowd of about 100 persian people. I shouted “BEAUTIFUL PENIS.” Some laughed, others looked at me in dismay — I thought that was funny.
